#5: McDelivery
There are some people out there that consider themselves to be the most incredible human being. Whether they say it out loud or with their actions is a different thing, but more often than not you can generally tell with the way that someone interacts with you.
This guy was preparing for this woman to fall at his Godly feet when really she would have much preferred a McDonald’s meal. Let’s be honest, is there anything better than a good cheeseburger? Perhaps, but there is no way a guy you just met on an app can compete…