Mascot
In this specific instance, the course of events took an unquestionably unfavorable turn for the worse. We are going to have a conversation about the realities of being a school mascot, which is a topic that is both interesting and under-examined at the same time. Please join us for this conversation.
It was only a matter of time before the conversation turned a little raunchy because that is the unwritten rule of the internet, and it was only a matter of time before that happened. This is the possible explanation why we are unable to take pleasure in the little things.