Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals
If you’re a 90s kid, you probably watched Home Alone every Christmas; you marveled at Kevin’s ingenuity, and you made your own plans about how you were going to protect your house should robbers target you. Macaulay Caulkin, fresh-faced and mischievous, was the kid we all wanted to be like. Well, guess what?
Nothing makes you feel quite as old as realizing that someone your age—someone who will remain young forever on the screen, who will be the same age every time you watch Home Alone—has actually been getting old all this while. Because if he’s 40, then how old did the rest of us get?