Blasphemy
Some people have strange quirks, and this guy is one of them. His friends had to hold a phone intervention and make him upgrade his 2006 Motorola. I mean, these things were known for being practically indestructible, but that is no reason for 16 years of use!
Honestly, I’m a little grossed out. It doesn’t look like it’s been cleaned during those 16 years, either. No wonder his friends were so insistent he get a new phone. Still, I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall as he tried to operate the touch screens after spending so long T9 texting. Some people have a hard time with changes.