Smack It
Who needs a boring black stapler when you could be using a Cadet Model 302? Can you imagine how satisfying it must feel to slam your hand down on that knob? The aesthetic is incredible, too. If I ever become a teacher, I want one of these on my desk!
This model was made in Chicago in the late 1950s, so it’s nearly 70 years old. You can find them used on eBay and Poshmark for around $30-$40, but don’t expect them to look this pristine. Most of them have rust and significant wear on them. This one is well-loved.