You Mean, Florida Man?
When I see it’s from Florida, I know I’m going to have this particular expression on my face. They’ve brought us gems like “Florida man arrested for fighting a drag queen with a tiki torch seeks mayoral candidacy” and “Florida man trapped in an unlocked closet for two days.”
“Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window,” “Florida man steals parrot from a pet shop by putting the bird in his pocket,” and “Florida man tried to escape cops by getting naked. Ribeyes fell out of his pants.” See? Isn’t your head starting to spin yet, either?