When Your Car Is Fitter than You
Because you’re athletic, some people say you shouldn’t eat junk food (even marathon runners enjoy a burger now and then). Another person added that when a car has “sport” on it, it’s referring to the vehicle itself rather than the driver. All of this is true; however, there are times when you must live up to an image. I’m kidding; of course, you do not HAVE TO – but it’s amusing how many of us try to project a considerably more sporty image than we truly deserve.
I own Vans skater shoes even though I don’t skateboard (if I did, I’d most certainly break my neck in two seconds) and adore classic vintage surf shirts despite never having attempted to surf (I do it because it’s popular). We’re all entitled to be a bit pathetic from time to time – there’s nothing wrong with that. But we should all try to reduce our intake of fast food and exercise more often.