Suspense so thick!
Can you imagine the levels of excitement if he didn’t reveal what was in the wicker basket? The entire internet would go crazy over what’s inside. What must this individual have been thinking as they uncovered this enigma basket?
Would they find a dead animal that had tried to nest there? Or perhaps a literal skeleton in someone’s closet? Nope, nothing so severe. They just found some silverware and a bronze duck. Not at all what we would have predicted.