Ring, Ring
Ring ring! Who is it? Oh, it’s just me, an insanely overpriced meal. What exactly are we looking at here you might ask? That, my dears, is a vintage phone with a single roasted carrot on top. And a skinny carrot at that. What’s the inspiration behind this presentation you might ask? That we cannot say.
All we can tell you is that if this arrived in front of me on a plate at dinner, we’d use the phone to call the chef and kindly ask for more carrots. And some rice. And maybe a bottle of wine to help ease the pain of paying so much money for this ridiculously small amount of food.