Welcome to the Club!
Wow, we had no idea that there was an entire club for bad parkers! It’s no wonder there are so many bad parkers out there—they have an organization whose sole purpose is to propagate the importance of not parking in between the lines. Maybe the organization needs to be disbanded.
This person isn’t a full-fledged member yet. They are only an honorary member, but if they continue to park badly, they might become the president of the bad parkers’ society one day. That’s a title that we’re sure nobody wants to hold. We guarantee people will be gunning for you, maybe in the literal sense.