Why Is the Car So Dirty?
If you don’t live in a snowy part of the country, then you probably don’t understand what all the hubbub is about. In this letter, the author is passive-aggressively informing the car owner that they parked in their parking spot. While it might not be theirs in the literal sense, they worked hard to shovel the snow off it to park their car.
Now, we know that we’re going off on a tangent here, but why in the world is that car so dirty? Sure, parking your car outside means exposing it to the elements and floating dust particles, but man, this person should be ticketed for their lack of car care.