Think About the Ice Cream
To the self-important owner of this vehicle, congratulations. You ruined a complete stranger’s day. How did you manage to do that, you ask? Simply by existing. You see, you parked your brand-new Nissan Altima in two parking spots, so you left no room for the crappy Toyota Avalon (their words, not ours).
What your inconsiderate parking job did was result in the melting of this person’s ice cream, which they had just purchased from the supermarket. As you probably know, melted ice cream is probably the worst thing imaginable. Well, unless you’re a fan of ice cream soup, which the author is clearly not.