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Out of all the windshield notes on this list, this one has to be the funniest and, to be frank, the strangest. Someone felt the need to scribble a note, informing the car owner that two squirrels had engaged in the act of coitus on their car. Why anyone would want to know this, we can’t offer an explanation.
However, it would make you warier of where you sit and where you place your hands on your car. It’s probably a good idea to take your car to the car wash. You wouldn’t want to accidentally get squirrel juices on your hands, would you? Of course, not.