Can You Survive the Night of the Great Purge?
This is a great way to come back at someone who’s being absolutely rude for no real reason. Why would you go around kicking little kids’ bicycles down for fun? That’s just plain bullying, and we’ll never support that. Obviously, the kid was upset, so they found the most original way of getting back at an annoying bully.
The great purge has arrived, and unfortunately, you didn’t make the cut. But don’t waste your time sulking inside with your blinds closed–there’s only one way out now, and that’s bribery. We’re thinking lots and lots of candy should do the trick.