Yeah, We’re Sure It Was Just Fate’s Unseen Hand
Robert Van Winkle, more commonly known by his stage name Vanilla Ice, is a one-hit wonder. “When an opportunity like this comes BYE” is what you said. Unfortunately for you, the world already forgot about it in 1992. We’re being harsh to RobertVanWinkle, but the photo looks staged. To begin with, please note that the baby isn’t real, and Bradley Cooper’s daughter in American Sniper is better to fake than your baby.
There’s also the outfit–the American flag-shawl. And last but not least, there’s the woman looking back and smiling in a way that seems odd while holding up a phone that isn’t on. Ice needs to do better than this.