It’d Be Awesome, Except for Literally Feeling Someone Eat You
Australia is notoriously known for its various deadly creatures, so it’s comical that Domino’s Australia tweet sarcastically asked their followers what they would do if they woke up as a garlic bread. The only thing more concerning than the question itself was the realization that I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
Immediately, are we discussing a sentient garlic bread here? Are you saying that if we agree to this, then we would retain our human consciousness but in garlic bread form? Because that sounds horrifying. If not, then great, sign us up!