#38: Who’s Hannah?
This proposal story is one for the books. Our storyteller was hanging out at his restaurant’s bar after a shift. A hush fell over the entire restaurant. It appeared as if a guy was about to propose to his girlfriend a few tables over. How exciting! The guy got down on one knee and said, “Hannah, will you marry me?”
And they lived happily ever after. Just kidding. The woman said, “Hannah? Who the [bleep] is Hannagh?!” Uh oh. That’s a good question. How in the world do propose to someone and use the wrong name? We understand being nervous, but this slip-up is irredeemable. As icing on the cake, the lady threw her drink on the confused guy.