#39: She’s Just Not That Into You
This storyteller used to work as a bouncer at an adult entertainment club. He has seen more than a few guys get the delusional idea that their favorite dancer was really, truly in love with them. There was even one guy who showed up on Valentine’s Day in a full-on suit with a bouquet.
For whatever reason, this guy was under the impression that his favorite dancer would be into the idea of dating him. Obviously, she wasn’t into it. This woman was clearly just doing her job and didn’t owe any of the club’s visitors anything beyond what they paid for. This poor guy didn’t get the memo.