Clubbing
We love going to the club, the music, lights, and dancing really make us feel alive and young. But nothing gives us more happiness than biting into an amazing club sandwich, that might just be better than an actual club. Would you rather physically exhaust yourself and eat, the choice is yours.
Most people we would assume would choose to eat and hence we can conclude that club sandwiches are the superior form of clubbing. Sorry for all you people out there that love the disco, it seems all your hard work perfecting dance moves just stands no choice against two pieces of bread and some ingredients.