#30: A Bright Idea
This person has a friend who is an ER nurse. This nurse has seen more than a few incidents of “accidental falls.” He’s here to tell us that healthcare professionals can see through a lie from a mile away. They know that if a lightbulb ends up in a bodily orifice, you didn’t “fall.”
Strangely enough, this “tripped and fell” excuse gets used by a lot of guys who end up with lightbulbs in unspeakable places. Here’s a heads-up: no one will believe that you “tripped and fell” onto a lightbulb like that. But, hey, they won’t judge you. ER nurses and doctors are just there to help.