18. I Have Got to Get Me One of These
Ah, the frying pan. Cooking utensil, makeshift blow, effective bludgeoning weapon. What can’t you do? Of course, this man had every right to be possessive of his frying pan. I would be, too, especially if it were a special one.
According to the OP, he did end up getting a matching frying pan at the store and taking pictures of him treating it poorly that his family found hilarious and even posted a few on the fridge. Ah, what’s a bit of humor behind friends (don’t touch my frying pan)?