#18: I Have Got to Get Me One of These
Ah, the frying pan. It is a cooking utensil, a makeshift blow, and an effective bludgeoning weapon. What can’t you do? Of course, this man had every right to be possessive of his frying pan. I would be, too, especially if it were a special one.
According to the OP, he did end up getting a matching frying pan at the store and taking pictures of him treating it poorly, which his family found hilarious. He even posted a few on the fridge. What’s a bit of humor behind friends (don’t touch my frying pan)?