It Was A Hyphen
Wow. This one is so mind blowing that we are at a loss for words. It is a daring move to make your opening just a piece of punctuation, especially considering the fact that you are unsure of whether or not you will actually get the opportunity to explain the joke that is behind it.
It is a blessing that this person was given the opportunity to speak, because what they had to say is completely mind-boggling. The fact that they were given the opportunity to do so is a blessing. If we were to be totally candid with one another, dating this individual would most certainly pique our interest.