Get Ready to Really Soak in Those Smells
Its clever name is “portable” because you can carry it practically anywhere–but of course, you had to put it right in the middle of the road so that none of the other larger machines could pass. Now you’re going to have to face a costly penalty for not being able to control yourself for just a little bit longer.
The crane driver’s discretion is the only thing standing between you and an incredibly stinky situation, so be thankful for that. And if he ever does decide to give the potty a shake, just be grateful he didn’t do it while you were still in there. Trust me; it would’ve been a lot worse.