Stains are Cool
As we discussed earlier, splatter when done well can look pretty cool and artistic. Just like those million-dollar paintings that look like a child just threw a much of paint at a wall. We don’t understand it but can respect it. This dirty-looking hat though, we can’t respect.
This hat shows that stains are now deemed cool, and you shouldn’t worry about keeping anything clean anymore. This hat looks like someone ran out of toilet paper. That will never be a cool look in our book. So we think we can all agree that this is a fashion faux pas.