#25: Lost Bird
If you’re an early bird, California is the place to go. Next thing you know, they’ll be banning morning rooster crows because they’re too loud! I’m guessing that this is an old law they never repealed, and it perhaps came about after a sudden influx of lost canaries being found at dawn.

We’ll all have to start training our canaries to come when we whisper their names like avian secret agents. I feel sorry for the lost canaries hanging around outside. They’ve got to wait until 7 a.m. to be rescued—how unfair is that?! You shouldn’t punish the birds for this!