#31: No Parkin’ at Dunkin’
When I travel to Maine, my morning routine goes out the window. How am I supposed to get my daily dose of caffeine and sugar now? This law probably came about because Dunkin’ Donuts is practically a sacred institution in Maine. It’s where everyone gets their coffee fixed and catches up on the local gossip.
I guess they take their parking spaces pretty seriously up there. Maybe I’ll have to start my coffee shop across the street and steal all their customers. That’ll show them who’s boss. Or maybe I’ll move to another state where they appreciate my love for coffee, parking, and donuts. Texas, here I come!