#9: No Honking Please
Be careful if you’re going to Arkansas – you’ll need to keep things quiet around their sandwich shops. Try using Morse code to signal your craving for a late-night pastrami sandwich. According to recent statistics, there are over 500 sandwich shops in Arkansas. That’s a lot of potential honking violations waiting to happen!
I get it – we don’t want to disturb the sandwich-making process, but what about our right to express our excitement about getting a good sandwich? Clearly, sandwich shop noise pollution is more of an important issue. From now on, we’ll all have to resort to whispering sweet nothings to our sandwiches!