Not a Cat
Cat owners know that it’s not unusual for their kitties to go wandering whenever they feel like it. Sometimes, they may go missing for a day or two and then return like nothing ever happened. This OP received a text from their neighbor to let him know that his cat was in their yard again.
That sounds thoughtful enough except for the fact that that’s not a cat at all! We’re not sure if the neighbor was joking or if they really have no idea what a raccoon is. What’s worse is that they even asked the OP if he knew who the raccoon belonged to. Oy vey!