Toilet Paper Thief
There’s a special place in hell for people who steal packages from strangers’ front doors. Seriously, there’s nothing more frustrating than realizing that the parcel you were expecting is no longer there because someone decided to flick it. This enraged OP left a note for the person who stole 30 rolls of toilet paper from them.
Under normal circumstances, we would wonder why someone would swipe toilet paper of all things but given the recent circumstances, we’re not exactly surprised. We love how succinct and snarky the note is and we do hope the perpetrator got a good look at it.