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Homeowners Horror Stories: Real Life Tales Of HOA Overreach And Absurdity

January 9, 2010 by Elizabeth Grillo

Stay Ahead Of Schedule

In an ambitious move to spruce up the neighborhood, the local Homeowners Association (HOA) has put forth a call to arms—or rather, brooms—for an early morning community clean-up. Picture this: the break of dawn on a weekend, where the quiet hum of nature is interrupted by the clinking of tools and the murmurs of dedicated residents. The appointed hour? An eye-rubbing 6:30 to 7:30 a.m. on a Saturday.

While the intention behind the initiative is commendable, the timing has raised more than a few eyebrows among the community members.

It seems that only the most ardent of early risers—those who greet the sun with a steaming cup of coffee and a watchful eye on the neighborhood’s comings and goings—would find this schedule agreeable.

Whispers around the poolside hint at the possibility of a post-clean-up toast, perhaps a nod to the early hour’s sobering effect on the volunteer spirit. It’s not hard to imagine that somewhere among the ranks, there’s a Tom with a predilection for spiking his morning brew, all the while steering the HOA with an iron fist.

The residents are calling for a change of guard, yearning for leadership with innovative ideas and more sociable scheduling. Indeed, a communal effort to beautify the area is a noble endeavor, but many agree it should come at a time when the whole community can participate without sacrificing their precious weekend slumber..

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