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Homeowners Horror Stories: Real Life Tales Of HOA Overreach And Absurdity

January 9, 2010 by Elizabeth Grillo

Bidding Farewell To The 80s And Embracing The Era Of Homeowner Associations

As I gaze upon the netless basketball hoop fixed in my driveway, I silently extend my gratitude to the neighbors who, with remarkable restraint, have yet to comment on its stoic presence. Anchored with the unyielding grip of concrete deep within the ground, the hoop stands as an immovable testament to countless games, a fixture that would defy even the most fervent attempts at relocation.

The irony, however, is not lost on me. A photo provided by the neighbors features a hoop complete with a net, a stark contrast to my own. It’s easy to imagine the raised eyebrows of passersby as they take note of the difference.

My hoop, a silent sentinel by the side of the driveway, points toward the seclusion of the backyard. Meanwhile, the hoop in the picture faces the street, presenting a challenge to any daring shooter that risks an errant ball in traffic.

Yet despite the potential for neighborly concern, the hoop remains unchallenged, its longevity on the property suggesting it’s more than just a casual addition. Indeed, this is no seasonal accessory to be packed away with the changing weather; it’s a permanent fixture, a piece of the property’s very identity. In this suburban tableau, the basketball hoop stands as a symbol of leisure and home life, even without its net, a silent player in the community’s daily life..

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