A Haunted Wedding
Pale redheads of the world, this one’s for you! “My cousin had a beach wedding. I’m a very pale redhead. I put on so much sunscreen that the flash from the camera only picked up my black eyeliner, red hair, and floral dress. I ruined the wedding photos.” This is what happens when you’re a translucent ghost on the beach, but it’s important to apply sufficient sunscreen nonetheless.
However, there is such a thing as blending. But if you’re truly, undeniably pale, then chances are even a good blending won’t prevent your skin from resembling Casper the Friendly Ghost or Edward Cullen from Twilight. We’d love to see these pictures, though. We’re in the mood for a hearty chuckle, aren’t you?