A Quick Lesson in Reality
We’ve been to countries where you can bribe the cops to look the other way. Heck, there are certain places where you can actually hire police officers to beat someone up for you! However, in our great nation, you’re not supposed to bribe the cops. Well, you can bribe them, but at least felt them out first, you know?
Shoving a wad of bills under the noses of cops and bouncers isn’t smart. There are cameras everywhere, even on police officers’ vests, and bribery is a crime. You have to be more subtle about it!
Note: Our lawyers warned us to inform our readers that we’re just kidding and we don’t condone bribery in any way.