Where Are Your Manners?
Before making any decisions, it would be wonderful if people began to consider the impact of their actions on others. In order to avoid leaving other drivers stranded, drivers should consider the size of their vehicle and the amount of space it takes up before parking. For instance, don’t park your massive Humvee in a parking lot for compact vehicles.
Because of the OP’s fury at the driver for parking like a rookie, they left him a pretty hilarious note sprinkled with well-deserved profanity about Sardines. We understand why some people have no patience for stupidity, but we’re slightly confused about what sardines have to do with anything.