Now You Done It
The purpose of leaving a windshield note for bad parkers is to make them reflect on their terrible life decisions. This person took a completely different route. Instead of leaving a simple word with a wide selection of curse words, they went out of their way to become increasingly angrier with every word.
Apparently, if you park like a tool, you make people doubt their grammar. You’ll have to read the entire note to see the complete chain of events, but we’re inclined to agree with the clearly angered author. At least with the first park—if you park like a tool, you make people mad.