Lengthy Explanation for an Accidental Selfie
Oh, great, another story with a needlessly long backstory. Apparently, she took this selfie mid-sneeze and just happened to have the right amount of cleavage showing while looking directly at the camera. Even though it’s not impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, that’s not the natural human reflex.
Yes, it was a surprisingly good pic for an “accidental” one, or so she claims. C’mon, lady. The only reason people think you added a long story to your picture is that you’re worried you’re not going to get enough likes. Stop being so insecure, Avril Lavigne from Wish.