Stop Blaming Your Cousins
When it comes to accidental text messages, this has a little bit of everything. It has needless profanity, a confused recipient, and a backpedalling imbecile who couldn’t come up with a better excuse, and the imaginary cousin. Let’s see how the recipient reacts to this one, Cotton.
“Put a leash on your cousin.” Hm. So, it appears that the OP couldn’t be bothered to fact-check whether this “cousin” exists or not. Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things since, after all, the guy did apologize. Next time, don’t let your “cousin” come anywhere near you and your phone.