Amusing Text Exchanges Between Exes

Dude, I know you have a watch because you can see the time on your phone. There is no better way to make someone feel like a booty call than to message them at 3am and letting them know that you want to see them. If you have any respect for this person that you are so desperately trying to see, you would let them get back to the more important things, like sleep.

Her response is absolute gold – “Unsubscribe” I mean, have you ever? This girl belongs on the writing crew of SNL. Hopefully, she can figure out a way for these messages to reach her spam folder too. Let’s just hope that this guy got the hint and won’t be bothering her anymore, let alone at almost 4 in the morning!