Amusing Text Exchanges Between Exes

Breakups are hard enough as it is, without having to arrange to pick up each other’s belongings. Sometimes you have to do things you just don’t want to do, but no one said you can’t have a little fun whilst doing it. This text exchange, although limited in words, will make you think differently about how to respond to your ex the next time they message you.

Oh how sweet, and I’d like the last 3 years of my life back, John, but I don’t think that’s going to happen. Although I doubt this person actually ran over their ex’s glasses with their car, it still has a pretty good shock factor, which we love to see. Depending on how badly your ex hurt you, we would say maybe it is ok to run over their glasses, maybe just a little bit.