BRB… Calling the Health Department
So about this dish… It’s a shoe on the table. And there’s food inside the shoe. And that’s the food you’re expected to eat? I don’t know about this. My main question for the chef would be, “didn’t your mama ever tell you to get your feet off the dining table?!” That seems basic.
I mean, this is a real-life shoe! With laces and everything! I don’t think I could possibly enjoy my meal while thinking about a dirty shoe on the table and someone’s foot inside that shoe… though to be fair, it’s probably a new shoe. But still. You can’t NOT think about feet when you’re eating out of a shoe.