#18: Not My First Choice, But I’ll Take It
Either this person is a huge fan of Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, or they hate traffic so much they would rather be home watching an okay movie they’ve seen multiple times. I’m leaning towards the first explanation as they did classify it as a “masterpiece.” I hope they realize that this movie isn’t as popular anymore as they think.
If I’m honking at them, it’s because they’re sitting still at a green light, not because I’m anxious to head home and watch a movie from 1999. If they’ve forgotten they have the bumper sticker and run into a slew of fans, they could easily be perplexed as to why everyone keeps honking, too.