#41: They’re Just Better
Am I allowed to have favorites on this list? If so, this is it. While many might roll their eyes at the stupidity here, I happen to agree that used men are the best men. They know what they’re doing, and they’re desperate for love. They’re the kind you can be clingy with, and they’ll want more.
29 and up is an excellent caveat, too. We want our men to be men, not boys pretending. Anyone under 29 isn’t quite there yet. With age comes wisdom, and wisdom is an appreciated trait in a life partner. Where’s the sign-up? How do I join? Someone let me know! I’d prefer not to pay, though.