Facebook? What’s That?
We know why this mother is adamant about steering clear of Facebook. Because it’s one huge boomer cringe-fest where boomers across the globe share minion memes, invite each other to play games nobody wants to play, and watch videos while commenting “How adorable,” or “Creative! XOXO.” Ugh.
Lady, just so you know, your children know that you’re still on Facebook. You forgot that you friended your kids a while back, and they can see every post and comment you make every single day. Why even lie about something so insignificant? Facebook is your thing now, mom. Just stay off of IG and Twitter, please.