Aunt Carol?!
Trust us when we tell you this: you do not want to learn about your parent’s dating life. Sure, learning about their teenage exploits of trying (and failing) to hook up can be hysterical (or relatable), but there are some things that should be stuffed into the closet and never set free.
Take, for instance, how the OP learned that their loving dad was introduced to their loving mom via their loving aunt. But is that the complete truth? Did Aunt Carol actually play matchmaker, or did their dad fall head-over-heels in love with Aunt Carol’s sister? Dad, you dog. Also, gross.