Kids Are So… Cute?
Children: are they super cute, or are they mad little gremlins? Or maybe they’re both. All I know is that children can always find a way to take something that’s meant to be nice or useful and twist it around for their own ends and their own amusement.
For example, they can take advice about being careful about touching people (and how sad is it that we have to give kids advice like this, just to keep any untoward incidents from happening?) and turn it into… well, just absolute chaos, really.