I Have a Beagle
Some guys just don’t know the meaning of personal boundaries. There are things people can and can’t talk about with random strangers. For instance, we’d be more than happy to tell you about what we had for lunch, but where we had it is a different story.
This woman handled a total creep in the most brilliant way possible. When he was using innuendo, she replied in the most literal way possible, namely, she plays with her pet beagle. When he asked her about her grooming ritual, she said she wouldn’t trust the beagle with razors. We probably wouldn’t, either.