50+ Funny Texts from “Nice Guys” Who Aren’t so Nice

If you’re feeling a bit chilly, there are several things you can do to warm up. For instance, you can make hot cocoa and wrap your fingers around the mug. Maybe you can get your favorite quilt that your grandma made for you. Or perhaps turning up your central heating could help keep you from freezing.

In this exchange, we see a dude offering his best warming-you-up services to a woman not in need. Thankfully, she had central heating, so she didn’t have to rely on the warm embrace of someone looking for action. However, she did need to teach him how to operate a thermostat, for some reason. Some people are just strange.