Grow Some Snowballs
The ideal way to keep your hands and bellies warm during the winter season is the snug in a warm quilt next to a blazing fireplace with a mug of hot cocoa with a generous amount of marshmallows. This person’s employer understood that, so they decided to give them that gift in the worst way possible.
For Christmas, the OP received a bag of “Snowman Soup.” That doesn’t even make sense. If you were to melt a snowman, all you’d get is a pot of steaming water and a poached carrot. We don’t know who this person’s boss is, but we hate them with every fiber in our beings.