Is That a Paper Towel?
Matt doesn’t give a flying… care… about anything. He could’ve even bother to type a resignation letter in Word and print it using the office printer. Instead, he took a paper towel sheet from the office bathroom and, using a sharpie, wrote their official resignation letter.
“I resignate.” According to our word processor, there is no such thing as resignate. However, if you take a look at Urban Dictionary—the internet’s most reliable online repository for words and their meanings—you’ll discover that resignate still doesn’t mean anything, though we totally understand what Matt’s trying to say.