Going Out? No, Thanks
When you’re in your teens, you think the point of life is to party your heart out every night of the week. You’re young, you’re invincible, the cops will never catch you breaking the law. And if they do, you have mommy and daddy dearest to bail you out.
But when you grow up past the age of 25, you will come to the realization that adulthood isn’t about partying all the time. It’s actually about staying at home, watering your plants, feeding your cats, and hoping that your Prince or Princess Charming will fall in love with you, despite the growing pile of garbage in your living room.